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Feeling allwhite.
You know how I have the rule that chunky chunky fatboys such as me should never leave their shirts hanging out? This is one of the times when that rule should and can be broken. When wearing white, it...
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A common problem for all men?
I’m sure there are thousands, nay, millions of men out there who have suffered the ignominy of an ill-fitting outfit, especially just before a much anticipated public display of said outfit. Yet they...
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Pop go the shoes… and my taste buds… and my top button.
I went to dinner with a friend last night and finally got to wear the shirt that upset me so on New Year’s Eve. The trousers I paired the shirt with were a great match colour wise and I could have...
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Then there’s the good voices….
I was heading into Newtown for a coffee date with a friend the other night and thought I’d inject a bit of colour into the world. I started with taking the Kenneth Cole’s out for their first spin. The...
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The fastest goat on the planet.
I went out for dinner last night with a friend, and Indian food was on the menu. Which wasn’t exactly surprising, considering we were sitting in an Indian restaurant. Normally I quite like Cuisine a la...
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Does my ass look big in these?
Seriously. I’m thinking that orange may not be my colour. Why do orange pants make me feel so unsure about myself? You may well recall the last time I attempted to wear orange pants out of the house....
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I just can’t do it!
I had to try again. I know. I said that the orange jeans and I were due to part ways, and normally I’m more than willing to shed my pants at a moment’s notice. It’s just that these are just so...
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I’d do me!
So I was glancing at my reflection in the mirror for about 20 minutes the other night and thought “You know what? If I was gay, I’d definitely date me.” We’d have ever so much fun together! We’d eat...
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Saint or sinner?
I went to a friend’s unknownth birthday on the weekend. She decided to theme the night “saints and sinners”. I’m sure it would come as no surprise to you to find that I was going to go as a saint. But...
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Unhygienic headbanger?
You may remember being introduced to the Antoine & Stanley boot shoes a couple of weeks ago. No, I don’t mean a Scottish version of a slip on loafer to be worn on boat decks. Boot shoe/boat shoe…...
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